The gas-station bathroom experience helps heat up the bedroom.Ĥ. Using barriers, like walls, can keep the sexual exchange flowing without any face-to-face contact.
You think I like doing foreplay?” Bolt laughs.)ģ. Ask your partner if they have symptoms of COVID-19.Ģ.
In this statement, Bolt lays out the ways to lower chances of exposure:ġ. “Solo masturbation is the best way to prevent the spread of COVID-19 – and to prove you’re a fucking dweeb.” “You are your safest sexual partner,” Bolt reads from a messily folded piece of paper, amusement evident in his tone. Alternatives are available to sex, such as video chats, sexting and simple masturbation. As the virus spreads through liquid droplets in saliva or respiratory fluids, sexual activity is a perfect breeding ground for infection. In the midst of the biggest dry spell, the CDC released tips for COVID-friendly sex. In the time of COVID-19, sex is as much of an obstacle as it is a reward. The pandemic has spelled out a complete disaster for any chance of a satisfying pump and squeeze: the damn kids stay home with their online school, stress levels rise due to job layoffs and disdain grows within an isolating environment. Those in committed relationships also seem to struggle with fulfilling their sexual desires. Usually, it takes me three pumps tops to get me going, but with COVID and everything, I’m lucky if I can hit a bullseye at all.”
“Yeah, we totally get it,” began Center for Disease Control spokesman Jared Bolt in an official statement, “it’s seriously a bummer. Condoms are hard enough to remember during normal sexual interactions - now there’s a highly contagious virus thrown in the mix? Plus, there’s the omnipresent fear of contagion lurking in every corner, stiff and menacing, a mood-killing reaper that effectively destroys any boner. The clubs are closed, and the dating pool shrinks every day. It’s hardly a secret that the coronavirus has seriously hurt any chances of a healthy sex life for single people.